Screwdriver

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: asl?

You: female

You: foooot fetisshhhhh :)

Stranger: Ohh

Stranger: 19 male here

You: oh yeah?

You: im 20

Stranger: Cool

You: do you like feet?

Stranger: i've never done much with them

Stranger: But i can think of a few hot things with them

You: oh well i like it when guys like do things with my feet

You: like i like it when they paint my nails

You: give me a pedicure and stuff

You: it feels pretty good

Stranger: Ahh

Stranger: So a nail stylist?

You: yeah but only when guys do it

You: i dont want a girl touching my feet! ew ew!

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: I have a fetish as well

You: what is it?

Stranger: I love when a girl screws me with a strap on

You: so like she straps on a screwdriver? and then does what? im confused...

Stranger: No, fucks me with a strap on

You: but what is the strap on? so it is a screwdriver right?

You: you like girls to fuck you with a screwdriver?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.