Fart box?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: tongue punch?

You: your fart box?

You: me?

Stranger: Hello stranger, my name is Ronald

You: can i?

You: to you?

Stranger: I will be your chat partner

You: ronald...? hahhahaa

You: what a stupid name

Stranger: Thanks, it is dutch

Stranger: What is your name, stranger?

You: it is "douche"

You: not dutch

You: my name?

You: my name is Haywood

You: Haywood Jablome

Stranger: Hello, Haywood

Stranger: What do you like to do as a hobby, Haywood?

You: Tongue Punch fart boxes

Stranger: I don't understand

Stranger: "Tongue Punch fart boxes"?

You: yes...

You: i lke to tongue punch... fart box...

Stranger: Haywood, I do not understand the question

You: no... i like to tongue punch... fart boxes

You: tongue

You: punch

Stranger: Let's move on, Haywood

You: fart

You: box

Stranger: Do you enjoy going to the park?

You: what?

You: ?

Stranger: What, Haywood?

You: ...

You: do you like it when people tongue punch your fartbox?

Stranger: I do not know, Haywood

You: well why not?

You: it feels really nice...

Stranger: Haywood

Stranger: Let's talk about another topic

You: it is when someone shoves their tongue into your butthole

You: punches your fart hole with their tongue

You: tongue punch your fart box

Stranger: Listen, Haywood, if you don't shut up about the fart box, I will have to murder your face off and kill you to death.

You: holy shit...

You: okay okay... so...

You: your fartbox... can i tongue punch it?

Stranger: Warning....Warning

You: fart box...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.