Why are you talking to my wife?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: original...

You: all you care about is that i am a f right?

Stranger: yea

You: so why not just say m or f?

Stranger: idk lol

You: well anyways, how old are you>

Stranger: 17 hbu

You: 23

Stranger: horny?

You: just sitting here, drinking a bottle of wine

You: yea a little bit

You: brb, will you wait?

Stranger: wanna sext?

You: hmm, with a 17? i dunno... can you talk dirty?

Stranger: y not ;)

You: okay, i will brb, will you wait for me?

Stranger: yea

You: Okay!

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: hey??

(He waited 10 minutes...)

You: What the fuck is this?!

You: Why are you talking to my wife on here!!

You: You little fucking brat! I will fucking kill you!

You: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE!?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.