My breasts are 5 inches

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey asl?

You: hey

You: 23 female usa

You: you?

Stranger: 23 m uk

Stranger: oh us girl ;)

You: oh uk guy

You: whats up

You: how big is it

Stranger: 9 inches

Stranger: how bigs ur tits ;)

You: you have a 9 inch penis

You: interesting

You: my breasts are 5 inches long

Stranger: yup... wat?

You: ya

You: my breasts

You: 5 inches long

Stranger: wat bra size

You: a 5 inch bra size

Stranger: so are u feeling them

You: ya

You: with my feet

You: im really talented

Stranger: wat culd u do 2 my cock

You: probably look at it and laugh

Stranger: y?

You: cause its not nine inches like you told me

Stranger: it is?

You: no, i think its more like 6

Stranger: nope 9 babe

You: nah it looks 6

Stranger: wat would u do 2 it

You: you mean after i stopped laughing uncontrollably?

Stranger: yeah]

You: i would probably take a picture of it and send it to my girlfriends

Stranger: after?

You: well my girlfriends would be laughing, and they would call me up and we would have chat about it for a while

You: so it may take a while to get to your penis

Stranger: afterall that

Stranger: id bend u over

You: wait wait wait!!!

You: bend me over!

You: hold on cowboy

You: im still talking to my girlfriends about the size of your penis!

Stranger: what?

You: they are in tears because of how funny it is

Your conversational partner has disconnected.