You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: howdy pardner!
Stranger: howdy
You: What do ya say we go rastle up some cattle!?
Stranger: I want to kill religious people, actually
You: ... oh shit
You: well these are religeous cattle... so maybe you can uh... practice?
Stranger: I doubt it
You: specially shipped in from india!
Stranger: there is an atheistic presupposition with cows
Stranger: that's why I like them
You: hmm...
You: see, i'm more of a dog kind of guy...
Stranger: you like it doggy style?
Stranger: I think we all do
You: oh no no no... not coitus
You: the animal... canis domesticus
Stranger: the domestic dog
You: eggzactly
Stranger: in horto sum
Stranger: that was a lie
Stranger: actually, in triclinium sum
Stranger: do you do latin?
You: uh no... its a dead language
Stranger: not if you're a catholic priest
You: yes... yes it still is...
Stranger: and, it's not that dead, you've already used it in this convo
Stranger: and there are lots of catholic priests
You: oh if it isn't dead, its got one foot out the door...
You: i'm willing to say latin has terminal cancer...
Stranger: I could go with that
Stranger: So, are you intelligent?
You: I dabble
Stranger: in which fields?
You: Well professionally, the Supply Chain Management field and International Business
Stranger: what do you think of Adam Smith?
You: I feel exploitation of others deals out a much more tremendous award than the "liberal arts"
Stranger: So you're not a marxist
Stranger: thank God, otherwise I'd have to kill you too
You: hahaha
Stranger: or at least put you on the list
Stranger: Although, we all acted in our self interest, as Adam Smith said - and look what happened
Stranger: the economy got out of control
You: meh, economics is basically theory...
Stranger: yes it is
You: but, then again, our president hasn't picked up an economics book once in his life
Stranger: our president?
Stranger: I'm English
You: oh, well you lucky bastard you...
Stranger: indeed
You: Oh, so you heard the news of the departed? Kim Jong Il?
Stranger: I did
You: Just delightful...
Stranger: The North Korean supreme high leader god almighty
Stranger: he was on the list
You: I commend you for your efforts
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: though the list is so big, many people die whilst waiting
Stranger: we did get a lot in the 1930s and 40s, however
Stranger: about six million
You: Might I inquire as to what some of the major qualifications are to be considered for the list?
Stranger: interfering with the hedonism of the order
You: Religion, Socialist, Marxist, Communist, Pacifist... etc?
Stranger: the jews were taking our money
Stranger: utilitariansim
Stranger: Jezza Bentham
You: anti-capitalists?
Stranger: no
Stranger: hedonists
Stranger: the seeking of pleasure over pain
You: hmm... So a regular fan of Dionysus
Stranger: I suppose we're hedonists because of our existentialism
Stranger: yes - have you done philosophy?
Stranger: or did you google hedonism?
You: I took an ethics course... can't say I took any of it with me after I left
You: disgustingly liberal
Stranger: I prefer meta-ethics to normative
Stranger: Ludwig Wittgenstein all the way
You: I was a fan of, shit...
You: whats his name...
Stranger: Mill
Stranger: Bentham
Stranger: A J Ayer?
You: no
You: no
You: KANT
Stranger: Immanuel!!!
You: immanuel kant i think...
You: hahaha
Stranger: Immanuel Kant make it
Stranger: The problem with his morality is that it can only work without emotion
Stranger: which doesn't work
Stranger: But, in theory it's brilliant
You: Well... Not for women at least...
You: haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so what do you do?
Stranger: are you a student?
You: I'm at "University" as ya'll say
Stranger: what are you doing there?
You: haha yessir, I graduate this coming spring, and then join corporate america
You: Studying "Supply Chain Management" and "International Business" with a minor in "Spanish"
Stranger: very interesting
Stranger: and spanish is good language
Stranger: there's a lot of business to be done in south america
You: especially in southern america
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: which basically looks like south america nowadays...
Stranger: yes
You: But yes, there will be some exploitation to be had in brazil and venezuela
You: and... don't mind if i get my beak wet...
Stranger: good
You: and what is it that you do?
Stranger: I'm going to uni next year (only 17 atm)
Stranger: hoping to go to Cambridge to do theology
You: Haha, well pardon my french, but holy fuck balls you got some smarts...
Stranger: I suppose
You: and the french, mind you, are the epitome of fail
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: accept in 1066
Stranger: they beat us fair and square
Stranger: (even though they hadn't just walked from Stamford Bridge)
Stranger: not really fair at all
Stranger: the English were very tired
You: Hahaha you win some you lose some...
Stranger: exactly
You: *cough* *cough*
Stranger: Anyway, I've got to go
You: take care young chap
Stranger: It was nice talking to you
Stranger: and you
You: I hope i don't make the list
Stranger: you won't
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