'Murrca?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: M 13

You: what?

Stranger: Master of 13 Arts of Kung Fu i mean

You: oh, i'm F 7

You: SHIFT + F7

You: i mean...

Stranger: oh ! then I am Ctrl + DEL

You: oh man!

Stranger: which deletes all

You: I am... Ctrl + alt + DEL

You: which brings up all open programs!

Stranger: well i am Ctrl + A + S + D + F + G + H + ESC

You: oh shit...

You: well... I am Ctrl + asl + omgthatissogay

Stranger: Lets stop this Computer High Tec Additions

Stranger: lets chat like normal humans would do

You: Okay thank god...

You: okay, well what do you do?

Stranger: Well , I type ! , you ?

You: well... I just hang out, go to classes and what not... and um be awesome

You: 'Murrca?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.