You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi male 19 here
You: 20 female
You: whats up
Stranger: cool
Stranger: ur name
Stranger: ?
You: Stacy
You: you?
Stranger: very nce name
Stranger: my is sonu
Stranger: why u r on omegle
You: i like to chat with strangers
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: can we frnd on facebook
You: i dont have facebook
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: do u have any bf
You: i have two boyfriends
You: i like it when they fuck me at the same time
Stranger: cool
Stranger: r u virgin
Stranger: cool
You: no... i cant be a virgin because i let my boyfriends fuck me....
Stranger: i m virgin
Stranger: plz tell me how to sex
You: you put your penis in a hole
Stranger: lets sexy chat
Stranger: we r both naked
Stranger: i m on u
Stranger: i m kissing ur boobs
You: im not naked actually
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: i still have clothes on
You: and you cant touch me yet
You: i dont even know you
You: we havent even been on a date yet
You: ask me out on a date first
Stranger: ok we r sex imaginary
You: yeah but i dont just have chat sex with any ol stranger
You: ask me out on a date first
Stranger: i want to chat here
Stranger: lets chat
You: ask me out on a chat date
You: then we can sex chat
Stranger: tell
Stranger: me
You: tell you waht
You: what*
Stranger: lets sex chat here
You: ASK
You: ME
You: ON
You: A
You: DATE
You: FIRST
Stranger: do u have any email
You: im not telling you my email until you say, "hey will you go on a chat date with me?"
Stranger: ok stacy will u go on a chat date with me
You: omg... are you serious!?!? YES of course!!! ive been waiting for so long for you to ask me out
You: where are we gonna go?!?!?!
Stranger: anywhere we will sex there all night
You: woah woah woah
You: im not gonna sex you on the first date
You: i want to get to know you really well
You: what kind of movies you like?
Stranger: hindia
Stranger: hindi
You: oh.. ok
You: what about music?
Stranger: where u frm
You: dont interrupt me while im asking a question
You: im from the USA
You: but please answer my question
Stranger: english music
You: ohhh ok
Stranger: my favourite song is why this colaveri d
You: ohh ok
You: do you play sports?
Stranger: yeah
You: which ones?
Stranger: cricket
You: sexy
You: so what should we eat?
You: i like the chicken breast
You: i think im gonna get that
You: what about you?
You: this is a really nice restaurant you took me to
You: thanks :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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