Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Chat Date

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi male 19 here

You: 20 female

You: whats up

Stranger: cool

Stranger: ur name

Stranger: ?

You: Stacy

You: you?

Stranger: very nce name

Stranger: my is sonu

Stranger: why u r on omegle

You: i like to chat with strangers

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: can we frnd on facebook

You: i dont have facebook

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: do u have any bf

You: i have two boyfriends

You: i like it when they fuck me at the same time

Stranger: cool

Stranger: r u virgin

Stranger: cool

You: no... i cant be a virgin because i let my boyfriends fuck me....

Stranger: i m virgin

Stranger: plz tell me how to sex

You: you put your penis in a hole

Stranger: lets sexy chat

Stranger: we r both naked

Stranger: i m on u

Stranger: i m kissing ur boobs

You: im not naked actually

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You: i still have clothes on

You: and you cant touch me yet

You: i dont even know you

You: we havent even been on a date yet

You: ask me out on a date first

Stranger: ok we r sex imaginary

You: yeah but i dont just have chat sex with any ol stranger

You: ask me out on a date first

Stranger: i want to chat here

Stranger: lets chat

You: ask me out on a chat date

You: then we can sex chat

Stranger: tell

Stranger: me

You: tell you waht

You: what*

Stranger: lets sex chat here

You: ASK

You: ME

You: ON

You: A

You: DATE

You: FIRST

Stranger: do u have any email

You: im not telling you my email until you say, "hey will you go on a chat date with me?"

Stranger: ok stacy will u go on a chat date with me

You: omg... are you serious!?!? YES of course!!! ive been waiting for so long for you to ask me out

You: where are we gonna go?!?!?!

Stranger: anywhere we will sex there all night

You: woah woah woah

You: im not gonna sex you on the first date

You: i want to get to know you really well

You: what kind of movies you like?

Stranger: hindia

Stranger: hindi

You: oh.. ok

You: what about music?

Stranger: where u frm

You: dont interrupt me while im asking a question

You: im from the USA

You: but please answer my question

Stranger: english music

You: ohhh ok

Stranger: my favourite song is why this colaveri d

You: ohh ok

You: do you play sports?

Stranger: yeah

You: which ones?

Stranger: cricket

You: sexy

You: so what should we eat?

You: i like the chicken breast

You: i think im gonna get that

You: what about you?

You: this is a really nice restaurant you took me to

You: thanks :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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