Assumptions

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey I'm a turtle.

You: hey turltle

You: what do you look like naked

Stranger: I can't become naked. Wanna have turtle sex?

You: well

You: what if i wasnt a turtle

You: i mean i COULD be

You: but theres no way of you knowing that

You: and ALSO

You: how do i know YOURE not a turtle?

You: you could easily be a snake or a bear or something

You: you just want me to ASSUME that YOURE a TURTLE?

You: thats a lot of assumptions there

Your conversational partner has disconnected.