Saturday, December 10, 2011

Morning sex

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: male 22 here

You: female 37

You: fuckin horny dude

Stranger: hahahaha, horny huh, go get your husband miss :D

You: im not married you inconsiderate douche bag

Stranger: hahahaha, too bad for 47 yo woman

Stranger: 37

Stranger: what are you doing?

Stranger: don't say you're naked while chatting now

You: im naked

Stranger: hahahaha i guess so

You: yah

You: r u horny as i am

Stranger: no, it's still morning here

You: this is good

You: i like morning sex

Stranger: but you don't have someone for morning sex :lol

You: we can talk about having morning sex

You: ill start

You: its morning

You: and we have sex

You: boom

You: awesome

You: thanks for helping me cum

You have disconnected.

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