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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: *fingers butthole*

You: hi.....

You: *increases butthole depth*

Stranger: hi haha

You: what is your name

Stranger: chris

You: muyui mnamoe it aiis stacy

You: ITS TO HARD TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND!

You: *butthole fingering pace increases*

Stranger: it turns me on thpugh

You: *touches some poopie*

You: *licks poopie*

You: *gets ecoli*

You: *dies*

You: (i'm dead)

Stranger: ohhh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.