I like women who secrete juice... from their ass

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I am seeking a 20+ woman with a big, juicy ass.

You: well

You: you have come across the right woman

You: I have a HUGE ass

You: Mary is my name

Stranger: im luke

Stranger: nice to meet u ;)

Stranger: i like huge ass ! <3

Stranger: age ?

You: 19

You: you?

You: is 19 ok?

Stranger: owww ;)

You: i know you said 20+

Stranger: im 19 :D

You: oh so you like older women?

You: whens ur birthday?

Stranger: im like women who have juice ass ;)

You: u are like women who have juice ass?

Stranger: my brithday is 25 may

You: u like women who secrete juice from their ass?

Stranger: yes ;) i love

You: interesting!!

You: so where r u from?

Stranger: i come from poland ;)

Stranger: u ?

You: i from usa

Stranger: do u have facebook ? ;)

You: what is facebook?

Stranger: its a website

You: whats a website?

You: are you there?!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.