Dog

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there pal!
Stranger: hey
You: what might you be doing this glorious afternoon?
Stranger: watching my dog u
You: watching Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
You: what kind of dog have you got?
Stranger: border collie/blue healer pup
You: oh damn
You: that sounds like a sexy dog...
Stranger: its reaaly cute
You: do you ever put peanut butter on your balls? and get weird?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.