I am a girl. Maybe

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: *unzips pants*

You: *penis flops out*

You: I am a girl

Stranger: lol

You: What are you?

Stranger: guy

You: Oh goody!

Stranger: si

You: do you like girls?

Stranger: yup

You: Good, because i am totally a girl

You: not a guy

You: i am a girl

Stranger: good

You: *starts touching himself...*

You: so i am a girl

You: just in case you were wondering

Stranger: with a penis?

You: Who said anything about a penis?

You: *Blood flow increases to my penis*


Your conversational partner has disconnected.