You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *sneeze*
Stranger: bless you
You: THANK YOU
Stranger: no need to yell
You: I AM NOT YELLING! I AM BEING COUTREOUS
You: AND I AM SPELLING MY WORDS WRONG!
You: AND I AM TYPING IN INCOMPLETE SENTENCES THAT ARE GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT!
Stranger: you are being very loud, this is a libraru
Stranger: a libraru is a mutation of a library
You: *looks around*
You: I apologize for any inconvenience I might have caused...
You: I feel like a black person in a movie theater... how embarassing....
Stranger: that was a very inconsiderate remark
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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