Saturday, December 10, 2011

I thought you were a female?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m or f

You: hey

You: f

You: u

Stranger: m

Stranger: how old??

You: 19

You: u

Stranger: 18

You: where?

Stranger: oxford

Stranger: u?

You: usa

You: carson city, nevada

Stranger: coolio

Stranger: wanna sex chat

You: i am unfamiliar with sex chat

You: how does it work

Stranger: you just explain what you are doing in terms of sex

Stranger: its easy and horny

You: ok

You: i guess ill start

Stranger: so

You: i unzip my pants

You: and pull them down

You: and my penis comes out

You: and i have a boner

Stranger: thought you were female

You: im becoming one

Stranger: what???

You: i signed up for a sex change

You: ive been taking estrogen pills

You: im slowly growing breasts

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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