...Can I still see your tits?

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Question to discuss:

can i see your tits?

You: yes

Stranger: SMELLS LIKE NUTELLA

You: but they are all pimply

You: unicorns?

Stranger: YES

Stranger: UNICORNS

You: elves...?

Stranger: NEAAWWHAAAAAAWEEEKAAAAAA

You: THE BATTLE CRY OF THE NEMUNCTITES!

You: ALL HAIL, KING OF THE NEMUNCTITES!!

You: *Hail! Hail! Hail!*

You: What shall be our course of action? Lord Nerundunder

Stranger: Lord Flopbagagaga

You: Apologies, sir...

You: I... I didn't know...

You: What happened to Lord Nerundunder?

Stranger: ...Harry Potter killed him.

You: that son of a bitch...

Stranger: I know... Lord Aliopashgagolapa stabbed him with acucumber

You: Holy shit...

You: But... What of the Gloppsterns? Are they still in control of the Wakkryi Region?

Stranger: Yes... but the Derlopers took over the Wakkryi Region

You: Dude, You are so immature...

You: Grow up...

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