Hahaha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 19m horny lookin for a horny girl

You: How

You: Big

You: Is

You: Your

You: Dick

You: ?

Stranger: bigger than your face

You: So... huge..?

You: Haha you have impeccable social skills... I like your intro!

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: i try

You: Clearly...

You: You can't fail if you don't try...

Stranger: hahaha exactly my point

You: nice

You: welp

You: good luck masturbating!

You: May the sun be forever on your face... and the Wind forever at your back...

You: Smiling on you...

Stranger: okay...

You: Go on... Be free...

You: Stranger! Listen! just go!

You: This is difficult enough...

You: Please.. its better for both of us... if you just leave...

Stranger: I do not wish to go...

You: *sniff* I'm tearing up...

You: but... b-b-but.... i can't keep you!

You: Mom and Dad won't let me... You have to go...

Stranger: oh well

You: Be free...

Stranger: what mom and dad don't know won't hurt them

You: That's right, You are my bitch

You: And you will do as i tell you

You: Now SUCK MY DICK

Stranger: mom and dad probably noticed that one

Your conversational partner has disconnected.