Sunday, December 4, 2011

I don't pee standing up!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: r u there
You: hello
You: WTF
You: u there bro
You: bro
You: u there
You: u there bro
Stranger: im hereeeeeeeee
You: bro?
You: hey!!!!
Stranger: god dammit
You: nice of you to join me!!!
Stranger: give a nigga some time to write
Stranger: shittt
You: wow now
You: who you callin nigga?
Stranger: you bitch ass niggaroo
You: hey i aint no black foo
You: i didnt vote for Obama foo
Stranger: lmaoo i aint no bro!
Stranger: i dont pee standing up!
You: well that really turned me on...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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