You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: What do you think you are doing there, mister?
Stranger: asl?????????????????
You: yyooooouuuuu lllliikkeeeeee hhiiiittttiiinnggggg buuuutttttoonnnssssss aaallloootttttt
Stranger: rply
You: but that one was short?
You: hmm...
Stranger: r u grk?????
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 17 yrs
Stranger: nd u?????
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: india nd u????????????
You: oh, I'm sorry... I like hamburgers...
You: My dad owns a slaughter house, and we go out back and SLAY ALL THE CATTLE WE CAN
You: and they scream "help me! help me!"
You: but it sounds more like "moooo-*dead*"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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