Old Yeller

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: age? sex? location?
You: oh
Stranger: mine is 15 m usa
You: 76 / sexually active female/ typically anal
You: you?
Stranger: XD
You: oh! haha silly me!
Stranger: (:
You: hey, how to you exterminate HPV warts off of your labia?
Stranger: idk
You: Yeah, me neither... i just use tweezers
You: it hurts and bleeds, but hey! theyre gone!!!
You: llike the blacks in my nursing home...
Stranger: lol
You: wretched fools
You: kept stealing my meds
Stranger: XD how old r u seriously?
You: did i say 76?
You: i meant 11
Stranger: yeah
You: maybe?
Stranger: Haha nice
You: i don't know
Stranger: lol
You: some guy named AL has his ZHEIMERS ALL OVER MY
You: all over me
Stranger: XD
Stranger: wow ur a lil jokster huh lol
You: i'm not lil...
You: i'm not black...
You: liTTlE
Stranger: XD
You: you type like it
You: XD XD XD XD
You: more like XTACY
You: get REAL weird
You: alright
You: lets get serous
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: oh fine
Stranger: lets get serious
You: send me a picture of you bent over and spreading your buttcheeks, and i'll tell you how old i am
Stranger: no
You: prude
You: ever finger your own butthole?
You: and touch a little poo...
You: AND TASTE IT!?
You: fucking delivcious
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: prude
You: ever masturbated...?
You: TO YOUR DAD!!!!
Stranger: No
You: prude
You: MOM?
Stranger: no
You: well thats acceptable...
You: not prude
Stranger: Lol
You: Mom's are gross
Stranger: And dads
You: they don't call them DILFs for nothing
Stranger: lol
You: ever farted?
You: and blamed it on the dog?
Stranger: maybe.....lol
You: AND THEN YOUR DAD TOOK IT OUT BACK AND SHOT IT!!!
You: FUCKING OLD YELLER!!!'
Stranger: Lmao
You: thats the basis of the story basically
You: thats the way it was originally written
Stranger: thats kewl
You: no
You: but i'm actually a 23yr old male recent college graduate
You: drinking with some buds and messing with folks
You: You take care no!
You: now!
Stranger: Haha nice bro later
You: i hope you find a pleasant 15yr old lady to cyber with!!!
You: faggots say bro...
You: you = faggot
You have disconnected.