Contradictions

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: r u gay

You: cause im not

You: i like dudes though

You: im a girl

You: not gay

You: lesbian

You: as fuck

You: lol

You: i like girls

You: a lot

Stranger: I want to fuck u

You: well i just contradicted myself there

You: i said i liked dudes

You: and that i wasnt gay

You: and that i was a lesbian

You: and that i like girls

Stranger: what in the world is much more better than breaking some rules?

You: i like you

You: so lets break some rules together

You: but lets not ok?

You: i dont like you

Stranger: WHat?

You: i dont know what im talking about

You: i know very well what im talking about

Stranger: what is this ?

You: these are contradictions

You: these are NOT contradictions

Stranger: Is this some crazy talk?

You: this isnt crazy!

You: although im starting to think it is crazy

Stranger: stop it

You: i wills top

You: i will not stop

Stranger: knock it off

You: why are you still listening to me?

You: please stay and listen to me!!!

Stranger: crazy bitch

Your conversational partner has disconnected.