Monday, December 19, 2011

What is wrong with this guy?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 25 with footfetish looking for female (18+) to chat with
You: hey
You: haha how fucked up are you?
Stranger: well as fucked up as anyone else
You: hahaha
You: your father failed raising you
Stranger: i never had a father
You: it shows
Stranger: are u female
You: oh my god, are you serious?
Stranger: yeah
You: hahahaha
You: christ...
You: you should hang yourself in your parents closet
You: give them a present they would actually appreciate
You: rather than a fucked up son
Stranger: but....
Stranger: are you female
You: yes
Stranger: would you mind to chat about feet, your feet in particular
You: hahaha jesus christ...
You: there is something really messed up in your head
Stranger: im not sensitive for any insults
You: i have warts all over them
You: and pus
You: and blood
You: and my toenails get ripped off when i walk
You: and then i let my dog lick them
Stranger: the licking part is kinda sexy
You: haha i can't do this anymore
You: you make me so uncomfortable and sick...
You have disconnected.

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