You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: you first
Stranger: u first?
You: i asked first
You: i beat you to the punch :)
Stranger: no i asked first..
Stranger: cme on
Stranger: tell
You: no you first
You: lol!
You: you first!!!!
Stranger: no u first
You: YOU FIRST
Stranger: :)
Stranger: u
You: YOU FUCKING FIRST
Stranger: you bitch first
Stranger: :)
You: DONT CALL ME A BITCH
You: YOU DONT KNOW IF IM MALE OR FEMALE
Stranger: why?
You: YOU FIRST
Stranger: ur r m
Stranger: u first
You: ok how about this
You: on the count of 5
You: when i hit 5
You: we both reveal it ok
Stranger: kooll..but dont cheat:)
You: relax i wont
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
Stranger: m
You: f
You: haha
You: sorry
You: you beat me to it
You: so whats up?
Stranger: its cool..
Stranger: wht abt u?
Stranger: ur name?
You: not much, hangin out
You: Christine
You: you?
Stranger: raul
You: where are you from Raul?
Stranger: sweet name:)
You: thanks its actually pretty normal
Stranger: u?
You: huh?
Stranger: whr r u from?
You: i asked you first...
Stranger: we will do same wht we did later so count 5..
Stranger: :)
You: no
You: because the first time around
You: it was a tie
You: this time i CLEARLY asked before you even thought of it
You: SO
You: you first for real this time
Stranger: kool
Stranger: which place do u like:)?
Stranger: ?
You: ok its actually not a matter of where i like it and where i dont like it
You: its actually a matter of where you ACTUALLY live
You: its not up to me where you live
Stranger: k..usa
Stranger: u?
You: usa
You: what state do you live in?
Stranger: california..u?
You: New Kentucky
Stranger: nice i am right there nw..
Stranger: kidding:)
You: haha you are silly
You: how old are you?
Stranger: u?
You: SERIOUSLY?
Stranger: u?
You: just answer the question
You: no
You: i asked you first
Stranger: k
Stranger: 19
Stranger: u?
You: 20
You: so have you ever been to New Kentucky?
Stranger: yep...last week..with my gf
You: aw you have a girlfriend... ?
Stranger: yep its u..
Stranger: :)
Stranger: kidding
You: haha youre silly
You: so California huh?
Stranger: ya
You: have you ever been to Washoregon?
You: its right close by you!
Stranger: dont say lies it far away frme me..
Stranger: :)
You: yeah i guess Washoregon is kind of far from you
You: i was there like a month ago
You: it was BEAUTIFUL
You: what city do you live in?
Stranger: berkeley...
Stranger: u?
You: its a weird name
You: but its cool
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u?
You: its called Inoyurnotfromusa
Stranger: wht?
Stranger: clearly plz
You: thats the name of the city
You: Inoyurnotfromusa
You: its Native American or something
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: i visted tht place..
Stranger: no
You: REALLY?! thats awesome!
Stranger: wht r ur hobbies?
Stranger: :)
You: i like to run and stuff like that
You: what about you?
Stranger: i play soccer..
You: soccer? really? wow that is a european sport isnt it?
Stranger: yep
You: what about American Football?
Stranger: no..
You: do you like American Football?
You: you dont like American Footbal!?!?
You: damn
Stranger: i love it
You: oh!
You: well thats good!
You: who is your favorite team?
Stranger: in soccer or ame...
You: american football
Stranger: u guess.:)
You: ok :)
You: seeing your from California, and theres only one team in California...
You: its GOT to be the Green Bay Packers!!!!!!
Stranger: wow kool.u got me..
You: really!?
You: wow
You: who is your favorite player on the team?
You: Tom Brady? or Roger Aaron?
Stranger: u guess?
Stranger: wow kool ...Roger.
Stranger: :)
You: wow
You: you are too cool
Stranger: yep u r hot..
Stranger: :)
You: you think so?
Stranger: ofcourse..
You: well i have something to tell you
Stranger: k.tel
You: i know youre not from the USA
Stranger: u got me..
Stranger: :)
You: yeah
You: where are you really from
Stranger: tel me hw did u find me..
Stranger: :)
You: how did i know youre not from the USA?
Stranger: ya
You: a lot of reasons
You: first
You: New Kentucky isnt a state
You: Washoregon doesnt exist
Stranger: :$
Stranger: :)
You: the Green Bay Packers dont play in California
You: Tom Brady plays for the Patriots
You: and there is no Roger Aaron
You: so your favorite player is a fictitious person
You: oh and the name of the city i live in?
You: its called "Inoyurnotfromusa"
You: that translates to I KNOW YOURE NOT FROM THE USA
Stranger: my god u r fucking intelligent:)
Stranger: nice trick:)
You: yeah
You: so im not a girl
You: im a guy
You: and i just trolled the shit out of you
You have disconnected.
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