99%

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HELLO

Stranger: HI THERE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO!?

Stranger: I AM A STUDENT. WHAT DO YOU DO?

You: I AM ALSO A STUDENT!!

You: WHAT DO YOU STUDY!?

Stranger: BIOLOGY AND ANTHROPOLOGY

Stranger: YOU?

You: boring

Stranger: :(

You: SUPPLY CHAIN MANAGEMENT AND INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS

You: DO YOU LIKE THE 99% OR THE 1%

You: ?

Stranger: the 99% all the way

You: oh no...

Stranger: why would anyone like the 1%

You: because they are FaF

Stranger: FaF?

You: If you have to ask... You clearly are a GDI

Stranger: clearly

You: ARE YOU A HIPSTER!?

Stranger: nope

You: good

You: ARE YOU A THUG!?

Stranger: uh no

You: good

You: ARE YOU A FAG?

Stranger: well technically yes, wrong gender. I prefer the term dyke

You: hey-oh

You: I'm sorry for using the derogatory word Fag

Stranger: no worries

You: I meant "rug-munching, attention-seeking, disappointment to her father, CUNT"

You: :)

Stranger: haha cool. my dad's dead

Stranger: thanks

Your conversational partner has disconnected.