I SAID NO CRUST

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hii

You: wanna have sex

Stranger: sure

You: ok

You: male or female

Stranger: f

You: sweet

You: im a male

You: how old are you

Stranger: 19

You: sweet

You: im 20

You: ok lets get started

You: i take off my shirt and pants

You: and pull out my weiner

You: "will u suck on it bb?"

You: you start to touch my weiner

You: and i ejaculate everywhere

Stranger: (Moans

You: wow

You: i came

Stranger: WOW .

You: you are good!!!

Stranger: Thank you .

Stranger: Takes off bra .

Stranger: And thong .

You: i just came again!!!

You: WOW

Stranger: Shoves boob in face .

You: i have a lot of semen

You: cause i just came AGAIN

Stranger: moans

You: holy shit

You: came again

You: thats 4 times

You: you are really really good

Stranger: Kisses

Stranger: OH YEAHH .

You: ughhhhhhhhh

You: jizz everywhere

Stranger: THIS FEELS GOOD

You: uggghghghghghghg

Stranger: BABE

You: yeah i just came again....

Stranger: ok

You: everytime you speak to me i come

You: you are so fucking good at this

Stranger: I know i am

Stranger: HAHHA .

Stranger: Like my big boobs

You: yeah i came like 7 times in the last 10 minutes

You: can i like pay you or something?

Stranger: Okay babe .

Stranger: Lick my pusssy .

You: but im done.... im not in the mood for sex anymore

You: cant you just let me watch tv??

Stranger: Gotcha babe .

You: and go make me a sandwich

You: cut off the crusts please

Stranger: Okay .

Stranger: Goes to make sandwitch .

You: *waits patiently for sandwich*

Stranger: Gives

Stranger: Here you are babe

You: *takes a bite of the sandwich, immediately spits it out onto the floor* WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

You: I SAID NO CRUST DAMN IT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.