How big is ur penis?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey asl

You: hey

You: 17 female usa

Stranger: 23 m usa

You: you are old lol!

Stranger: lol is that bad?

You: no i like older men lol

Stranger: good

Stranger: i like younger girls

You: oh yeah? thats cool

Stranger: mhm

Stranger: what do you look like?

You: blonde hair blue eyes 5'0" lol im short

You: weigh 104

Stranger: sooo sexy

Stranger: how big are your tits?

You: wow jumping the gun eh? lol i like that

You: you must be frisky

You: 32 C

Stranger: i am hehe

You: im still growing

You: how big is ur penis?

Stranger: you are or your tits are?

Stranger: 8 inches

You: both :)

You: thats a lie

You: a fucking lie

Stranger: ??

Stranger: ok 7 inches

You: how big is it really?

Stranger: hahah

You: no i still dont believe

You: sorry

Stranger: it is

Stranger: seriously

Stranger: i dont believe your tits are that big

You: im actually surprised that you think i HAVE tits

You: and that you think i AM a girl

Stranger: you dont?

You: of course not dude

Stranger: your not?

You: nah

You: its youre by the way

Stranger: nice

Stranger: your a dude?

You: yeah

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