Reed?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: Reed?

You: yes

You: lets fuck now

You: been waitin all day

You: for you

Stranger: you're not Reed

You: yeah i know

You: youre fucking retarded

Stranger: well you don't have to be rude

You: ok sorry

You: so whats up stranger?!?!?!

Stranger: I'm trying to find my boyfriend

You: awww so cute

You: have you ever thought about cheating on your boyfriend with a 37 year old dude on the internet?

You: cause i am totally into girls like that

Stranger: ...

Stranger: I'm a guy

Stranger: My name's Nick

You: well im totally into dudes like that then

Stranger: No, I won't..sorry

You: well thats fuckin gay

Stranger: You shouldn't use that word

You: gay?

You: why?

Stranger: Because it's offensive

You: well thats kind of gay...

Stranger: Please stop using it in that context

You: ok sorry

You: fag

Your conversational partner has disconnected.