I wonna have a girlfriend that is older than me

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: wow, real origina
You: you know how to keep a girls attention
You: how about you... try to be original
Stranger: yes i do
You: and maybe i'll talk to you
You: try again
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 23
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: where are u from?
You: What year were you born?
You: (quick, do the math)
You: 1987-1988 is the correct answer
You: how old are you really?
Stranger: 1987

You: how old are you really
Stranger: 18
You: hmm, young gun
You: lol why did you lie?
Stranger: well i wonna have a girlfriend that is older than me
You: Are you trying to find a girlfriend online?
Stranger: yes
You: Interesting.
You: How do you plan on achieving this?
Stranger: luck
You: Hmm... bold strategy
You: are you horny?
Stranger: a bit
You: me too, i can't stop strokeing my cock, reading what you type... its so hard and veiny...
Stranger: whatur a guy
You: yeah, imagining sticking my cock deep in your faggit little asshole
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