Reed?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: Reed?

You: yes

You: lets fuck now

You: been waitin all day

You: for you

Stranger: you're not Reed

You: yeah i know

You: youre fucking retarded

Stranger: well you don't have to be rude

You: ok sorry

You: so whats up stranger?!?!?!

Stranger: I'm trying to find my boyfriend

You: awww so cute

You: have you ever thought about cheating on your boyfriend with a 37 year old dude on the internet?

You: cause i am totally into girls like that

Stranger: ...

Stranger: I'm a guy

Stranger: My name's Nick

You: well im totally into dudes like that then

Stranger: No, I won't..sorry

You: well thats fuckin gay

Stranger: You shouldn't use that word

You: gay?

You: why?

Stranger: Because it's offensive

You: well thats kind of gay...

Stranger: Please stop using it in that context

You: ok sorry

You: fag

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

cock or pussy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

You: cock or pussy

Stranger: Cock

You: cool

You: m or f

Stranger: Male I just said that

You: oh.. asl?

Stranger: 14 m USA

You: oh, so youre a guy then?

Stranger: Yes that's why I said cock because I have one

You: oh me too

You: we have so much in common!!!

Stranger: Later

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat Date

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi male 19 here

You: 20 female

You: whats up

Stranger: cool

Stranger: ur name

Stranger: ?

You: Stacy

You: you?

Stranger: very nce name

Stranger: my is sonu

Stranger: why u r on omegle

You: i like to chat with strangers

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: can we frnd on facebook

You: i dont have facebook

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: do u have any bf

You: i have two boyfriends

You: i like it when they fuck me at the same time

Stranger: cool

Stranger: r u virgin

Stranger: cool

You: no... i cant be a virgin because i let my boyfriends fuck me....

Stranger: i m virgin

Stranger: plz tell me how to sex

You: you put your penis in a hole

Stranger: lets sexy chat

Stranger: we r both naked

Stranger: i m on u

Stranger: i m kissing ur boobs

You: im not naked actually

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You: i still have clothes on

You: and you cant touch me yet

You: i dont even know you

You: we havent even been on a date yet

You: ask me out on a date first

Stranger: ok we r sex imaginary

You: yeah but i dont just have chat sex with any ol stranger

You: ask me out on a date first

Stranger: i want to chat here

Stranger: lets chat

You: ask me out on a chat date

You: then we can sex chat

Stranger: tell

Stranger: me

You: tell you waht

You: what*

Stranger: lets sex chat here

You: ASK

You: ME

You: ON

You: A

You: DATE

You: FIRST

Stranger: do u have any email

You: im not telling you my email until you say, "hey will you go on a chat date with me?"

Stranger: ok stacy will u go on a chat date with me

You: omg... are you serious!?!? YES of course!!! ive been waiting for so long for you to ask me out

You: where are we gonna go?!?!?!

Stranger: anywhere we will sex there all night

You: woah woah woah

You: im not gonna sex you on the first date

You: i want to get to know you really well

You: what kind of movies you like?

Stranger: hindia

Stranger: hindi

You: oh.. ok

You: what about music?

Stranger: where u frm

You: dont interrupt me while im asking a question

You: im from the USA

You: but please answer my question

Stranger: english music

You: ohhh ok

Stranger: my favourite song is why this colaveri d

You: ohh ok

You: do you play sports?

Stranger: yeah

You: which ones?

Stranger: cricket

You: sexy

You: so what should we eat?

You: i like the chicken breast

You: i think im gonna get that

You: what about you?

You: this is a really nice restaurant you took me to

You: thanks :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

u just blew it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: I'm fine thnx

Stranger: u?

You: doing well

Stranger: splendid§

Stranger: *!

You: yes!!!

You: what is your name stranger?

Stranger: my name is Krister

Stranger: yours?

You: David

Stranger: cool

Stranger: where u from?

You: usa

You: are you male or female?

Stranger: i'm male

You: AWESOME

You: lets suck each others cocks

Stranger: u just blew it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Horny

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny 17 m

You: why are there horns poking out of your body?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

asl?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: no asl please

You: AGREED

You: thank you

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: pisses me off that does

You: asl?

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I thought he meant Native American Indian....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: indian?
You: yep
Stranger: m/f
You: female
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: name?
You: Sitting Horse
You: you?
Stranger: standing horse
You: nice
You: what tribe are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spam is so annoying

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: i just got like 5 people trying to get me to visit their website, all in a row

You: so annoying

Stranger: heh

You: yeah

You: www.omeglefails.blogspot.com

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wonder if it was really her...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, Selena Gomez Here.!.

You: i want to have sex with you.... really bad

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LETS HAVE AN AWESOME CONVERSATION

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey!

You: how are you!?

Stranger: Pretty damn good!

You: well thats fuckin great to hear stranger!!

Stranger: That's more than fucking great Stranger2!!

Stranger: It's AWESOME!

You: i agree

You: lets have an awesome conversation shall we!?!?!

Stranger: FUCK YEAH!

You: ALRIGHT FUCKIN YEAH MAN

Stranger: HELL YEAH!! LET'S DO THIS!!!

You: ALRIGHT YEAH

You: ITS TIME TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT BADASS THINGS

You: IM SO FUCKING EXCITED

Stranger: SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!

You: so like, when was the last time your cried?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Indian People

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi ur als plz....... :)

You: 20 female usa

You: you?

Stranger: 22 m india,.can we chat?......

You: wow!!! INDIA!

You: YES

You: of course we can :)

Stranger: I think u liie indian guy......

You: i like indian guys :)

You: ive always wanted to have sex with one :)

Stranger: Ok i can but in chat only......

You: well yeah duh

Stranger: Do u have a yahoo id?,......

You: yes

You: its

You: isecretlyhateindianpeople@yahoo.com

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