your flat chested

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl??

You: 18 female

You: you?

Stranger: 18 m

You: cool

Stranger: wanna chat dirty?? ;)

You: no

You: i want to dirty chat

You: HUGE difference

Stranger: ok then

Stranger: describe yourself to me

You: i am a girl

You: with hair

You: and boobs

You: and a vagina

You: what the fuck else do you need

Stranger: what size boobs?? trim or not??

You: boobs are big

You: and i am bald

Stranger: what bra size??

You: big

Stranger: C's D's??

You: A's

Stranger: their tiny

You: they're*

Stranger: what ever

You: whatever*

Stranger: lol your flat chested

You: lol youre looking for sex on the internet

Your conversational partner has disconnected.