Monday, April 30, 2012

bra size?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: 16m usa ;)
You: okay
Stranger: bra size?
You: first you need to answer some questions before i tell you that
Stranger: wat?
You: what prompted the start of WWI?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friday, April 27, 2012

M or fp

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Boobs.
Stranger: M or fp
You: fp
You: i am definitely an fp
Stranger: Haha
You: yeah
You: female with a penis
You: thats me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

lucky day

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
Stranger: 15 m usa, horny :)
You: horny?
Stranger: yes !
You: woah
You: seriously?
Stranger: yes
You: i cant believe it
You: i cant believe i found a horny 15 year old male on here
You: it must be my lucky day!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

r u horny?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs .
Stranger: m'
You: f'
Stranger: hey '
Stranger: r u horny?
You: r u?
Stranger: yea;)
You: oh
You: cause im not
Stranger: do u wanna b
You: no
You: i was raped when i was 6 years old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

impatience

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ...
You: hi
You: sorry
You: i was fingering my butt hole
Stranger: ok then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, April 23, 2012

boobs


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
Stranger: hi
You: bbos
You: boobs
Stranger: boobs
You: what kind do you like?
Stranger: firm ones that r round
You: yeah those are good
You: but i prefer man boobs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Honesty part 2


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Honesty is the best policy. Tell each other some secrets.
Stranger 1: i'm a slut
Stranger 2: im bi an atheist and a marxist
Stranger 1: atheist. homo. racist
Stranger 2: what
Stranger 1: top that
Stranger 2: ummm pedophile rapist
Stranger 1: necrophile. bestiality
Stranger 2: ok you got me
Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Honesty is the best policy. Tell each other some secrets.
Stranger 2: I am still a Bedwetter.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Honesty


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Honesty is the best policy. Tell each other some secrets.
Stranger 2: Ok.
Stranger 2: I have no family
Stranger 1: i take screenshots of guys wanking and post them on gay sites
Stranger 2: Lol.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

child porn


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 37 m usa
Stranger: 28 f poland
You: cool
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: u watch child porn?
You: of course
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

prostitute


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f
You: m
Stranger: f
You: m
Stranger: frm
You: usa
Stranger: ok
Stranger: age
You: 21
Stranger: horny
You: no actually
Stranger: why
You: because i just had sex
You: like real sex
You: not internet sex
Stranger: cool
Stranger: with whom
Stranger: u had sex
You: a hooker
Stranger: wat
You: prostitute
You: whore
You: a woman who has sex for money
Stranger: how much u paid
Stranger: rhere
You: $5
You: she was worth every penny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Harry Potter?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Harry. 18. UK
Stranger: hi
You: Harry Potter?
Stranger: HARRY FUCKING TOMLINSON.
You: yer a wizard Harry
Stranger: I'M HARRY STYLES BUT IM MARRIED TO LOUIS TOMLINSON
Stranger: MY NAM EIS HARRY TOMLINSON OK
You: well my name is Ron
You: Ron Weasley
You: hey lets go find Hermoine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Skype fun

 This kid sent me this on omegle and then disconnected right away:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi male 19 and skype id is (Sends me his skype name)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 So I decided to have a little fun with this kids skypename:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi male 19, looking for sex with men. skype name: (i put down his skype name)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: do you have any beastiality videos? if you do we can talk about them on my skype name: (skype name)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like boners? are you a male? if so then what are you waiting for? find me on skype: (skype name) GIRLS NOT ALLOWED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey 19 m looking for a female to do incest role play with. skype name is: (skype name)
Stranger: hi 16m uk im looking for a female to chat im not horny just a normal chat
You: hey
You: im female
Stranger: what about your first message?
You: what message?
Stranger: incest role play?
You: oh
You: yeah
You: that message
You: well
You: this is awkward...
Stranger: hmmm
(after about 20 minutes)
You: are you still there?
You: just disconnect
You: faggot
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sorry
You: cool
You: well im female
Stranger: right why the incest role pplay then?
You: what incest role play thing?
Stranger: at the start
You: i dont know what youre talking about
Stranger: oh really
You: yeah
Stranger: you: hey 19 m looking for a female to do incest role play with. skype name is: (skype name)
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: that!
You: lol
You: yeah
You: im 19 years old
You: male
You: from india
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.