Saturday, August 17, 2013

Dead dog

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: I threw a dog in the well
Stranger: Don't ask me I'll never tell
Stranger: I looked at him as he fell
Stranger: Now he's a dead dog
You: nice
You: so you wanna have internet sex?
Stranger has disconnected.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

im a guy

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: age
You: 19
Stranger: kik
You: yes
Stranger: name
You: sam
Stranger: kik name
You: samiam
Stranger: send nudes
You: ok
You: im a guy
Stranger has disconnected.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

feMALE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: feMALE
Stranger: ???
You: what
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

snap

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: meow
You: bark
Stranger: hiisss
You: snap
Stranger: meow?
You: nope
You: the snap was the sound of the cats neck breaking
Stranger: oh.
You have disconnected.

grow up

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m
You: farts
Stranger: ?
Stranger: asl?
You: i want you to tell the truth before i answer that question
You: have you ever farted in your whole life?
Stranger: its a natural process of human body
You: thats fucking disgusting. grow up
You have disconnected.

thumb war

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 1234
You: i declare a thumb war
Stranger: please be a female : (
You: 5678
You: i use this hand to masturbate
Stranger: ok !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yup!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi..male 21 here..searching for girl with kik..interested??
You: yup!
You: color me interested!
You: consider me a candidate!
Stranger: haha..
You: thats a positive for me!
Stranger: got kik?
You: you bet your bottom dollar!
Stranger: you got kik?
You: does a bear shit in the woods!
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: you seems to be in a rough mood
You: absolutely!
Stranger: calm down friennd
Stranger: *friend
You: of course!
Stranger: what happened?wanna share
Stranger: ?
You: i wouldn't miss it for the world!
Stranger: wanna share your problem with me..
Stranger: if you want
You: ill be there or ill be square!
Stranger: (gives me 'kik' name) is my kik..if you wanna chat..
Stranger: chio for now..
Stranger: bye
You: affirmative!
Stranger: you are funny..
Stranger: wish to see you on kik
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :)
You: yeah!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the word of the Lord

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: hey!
You: thats a great question!
You: but before i answer, can i teach you about the good word of the Lord?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kyle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yes
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats ur name?(:
You: kyle
You: im a guy
You: with a penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

think about it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: yeah
You: you there
Stranger: m / f
You: does it really matter
You: i mean think about it
You: were all the same people
You: man
Stranger: what ?
You: think
You: about
You: it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, November 19, 2012

feet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, are u a girl?
You: yes
You: how did you know?
Stranger: do u have cute feet?
You: no, they are actually kind of ugly... lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, October 29, 2012

what are your goals and dreams?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 21 m
You: hi
You: okay, cool...
You: so what are your goals and dreams?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

dildo in your butt

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: 20 f usa
You: u
Stranger: 21m
Stranger: sex chat
You: yes
You: where are you from
Stranger: usa
You: what city
Stranger: san Antonio
You: oh which state is that in
Stranger: texas
You: what is the capital of texas
Stranger: no
You: no what
Stranger: no its not the capital
Stranger: you want a sex chat
You: what is the capital
You: yes
Stranger: austin and you start
You: okay
You: boobs
Stranger: my big dick in your mouth
You: i dont like oral
Stranger: in your pussy
You: penis
Stranger: send me a nude
You: *sends nude*
You: you like it
Stranger: its hot
You: thx
You: send me nude
Stranger: send nude
You: you have a tiny weiner
Stranger: messed up
You: wat
Stranger: never mind fucking you hard
You: where
Stranger: your place
You: no
You: your place
Stranger: all night
You: are we on the bed
Stranger: were ever you want
You: what color are your bed sheets
Stranger: gray
You: is your room wallpapered or painted
Stranger: white
You: be more descriptive
You: have you showered recently
Stranger: yes
You: how many square feet is your room
Stranger: idk
You: guess
Stranger: 25
You: thats a good sized room
You: do you have a window looking outside
Stranger: yes
You: what is the temperature in your room
Stranger: 68 decrease
You: is it cold outside?
Stranger: are you naked
You: no its 68 degrees in your room, thats a tad chilly to be naked
You: can you warm it up
Stranger: yes
You: what temperature now
Stranger: wat ever you like
You: 98
You: 98 degrees
You: i love that band
You: what sized bed is your bed
Stranger: littl hot as long,as you are naked
Stranger: king
You: okay
You: do you have any pets
Stranger: yes
You: what kinds
Stranger: dog and cat
You: are they in the room with us
Stranger: if you want
You: no i dont like animals
You: can you give them away please
You: i dont want to see them
Stranger: there out side
You: not good enough
You: im allergic to cats and dogs
You: put them to sleep or give them away
Stranger: gone
You: what did you do to them
Stranger: away
You: how
You: did you kill them
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: i gave them away
You: oh..
You: back to your room then
You: what kind of carpet do you have
Stranger: regular
You: well what is regular to you
Stranger: white
You: i like white
You: butt
Stranger: butt wat
You: im talking dirty
You: nipples
Stranger: dick
You: testicles
Stranger: balls deep in your pussy
You: do you like anal
Stranger: every way
Stranger: you
You: yea
You: dildo in your butt
Stranger: nooooo
You: why not
You: you said you like anal
You: balls deep in your butt with a dildo
Stranger: no
You: the whole dildo in your butt
Stranger: no
You: every last inch in your butt
Stranger: no
You: big black dildo in your butt
Stranger: if that happens you do orel
You: no i refuse to do oral
You: dildo in your butt
You: deep
Stranger: i refuse the dildo
You: too bad
You: its already happening
You: dildo in your butt
You: deeper
Stranger: no not a chance
You: dildo disappears into your butt
You: its gone
You: you have to poop it out now
Stranger: that grose
You: well its your fault
You: so i guess youre just gross
You: do you live in an apartment or a house
Stranger: house
You: how big
Stranger: you
You: im homeless
Stranger: big enough
You: are you talking about your house
You: how big is your house
Stranger: idk big
You: how many rooms
You: and bathrooms
Stranger: 4 bedroom 2bathrooms
Stranger: and a loundryroom
You: are the bathrooms full or half
Stranger: one full one half
You: okay
You: is dildo still in your butt
You: or did you poop it out
Stranger: no
You: you pooped it out
You: good
You: okay dildo back in your butt
You: we will be more careful this time
You: dildo in your butt
You: dildo
You: in
You: your
You: butt
Stranger: not cool
You: you love it
You: dildo in your butt
You: its big
You: big black dildo in your butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.