Uranus

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Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: im an astronaut

You: and i want to explore uranus

You: ....please?

Stranger: cool story bro tell it at partys. how old r u /

You: 24

You: u

Stranger: 30

You: sweet

You: so is that a yes on uranus then.....? or no....

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