Friday, January 27, 2012

Someone is horny...



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 female usa
You: you?
Stranger: im 21 m england :)
You: kewl
Stranger: how you doing?
You: good u
Stranger: im good, just in bed..
You: oh thats cool
You: what kind of bed do you have?
Stranger: a double..
You: i meant what brand silly
Stranger: ha
You: Sealy?
Stranger: oh i dont know actually!
Stranger: maybe it's sealy lol
You: well find out for me!
You: lol
Stranger: ha ok, hold on :P
Stranger: it says 'habitat' on the frame bit goiong along the side, that could be it
You: oh ok cool
Stranger: happy?
You: yes!
Stranger: what sort of bed do you have?
You: its a queen
You: Sealy
You: its so warm and comfortable
Stranger: nice
Stranger: sounds lovely :)
You: yeah it is :)
Stranger: room for one more?
You: yeah i usually have my dog on there with me when i sleep
Stranger: i bet he keeps you warm!
You: yes he does! hes such a cutie
Stranger: ha
Stranger: i suppose he must like sealies
You: he does!
You: not as much as me though lol
Stranger: im not sure ive ever even been in a sealy!
You: well you need to check one out! they are amazing!
Stranger: il try one out in the shop tomoeeow
You: you better! lol
Stranger: i promise!
Stranger: thanks for all the advice, you've been a great help!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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