Monday, October 29, 2012

what are your goals and dreams?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 21 m
You: hi
You: okay, cool...
You: so what are your goals and dreams?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

dildo in your butt

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: 20 f usa
You: u
Stranger: 21m
Stranger: sex chat
You: yes
You: where are you from
Stranger: usa
You: what city
Stranger: san Antonio
You: oh which state is that in
Stranger: texas
You: what is the capital of texas
Stranger: no
You: no what
Stranger: no its not the capital
Stranger: you want a sex chat
You: what is the capital
You: yes
Stranger: austin and you start
You: okay
You: boobs
Stranger: my big dick in your mouth
You: i dont like oral
Stranger: in your pussy
You: penis
Stranger: send me a nude
You: *sends nude*
You: you like it
Stranger: its hot
You: thx
You: send me nude
Stranger: send nude
You: you have a tiny weiner
Stranger: messed up
You: wat
Stranger: never mind fucking you hard
You: where
Stranger: your place
You: no
You: your place
Stranger: all night
You: are we on the bed
Stranger: were ever you want
You: what color are your bed sheets
Stranger: gray
You: is your room wallpapered or painted
Stranger: white
You: be more descriptive
You: have you showered recently
Stranger: yes
You: how many square feet is your room
Stranger: idk
You: guess
Stranger: 25
You: thats a good sized room
You: do you have a window looking outside
Stranger: yes
You: what is the temperature in your room
Stranger: 68 decrease
You: is it cold outside?
Stranger: are you naked
You: no its 68 degrees in your room, thats a tad chilly to be naked
You: can you warm it up
Stranger: yes
You: what temperature now
Stranger: wat ever you like
You: 98
You: 98 degrees
You: i love that band
You: what sized bed is your bed
Stranger: littl hot as long,as you are naked
Stranger: king
You: okay
You: do you have any pets
Stranger: yes
You: what kinds
Stranger: dog and cat
You: are they in the room with us
Stranger: if you want
You: no i dont like animals
You: can you give them away please
You: i dont want to see them
Stranger: there out side
You: not good enough
You: im allergic to cats and dogs
You: put them to sleep or give them away
Stranger: gone
You: what did you do to them
Stranger: away
You: how
You: did you kill them
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: i gave them away
You: oh..
You: back to your room then
You: what kind of carpet do you have
Stranger: regular
You: well what is regular to you
Stranger: white
You: i like white
You: butt
Stranger: butt wat
You: im talking dirty
You: nipples
Stranger: dick
You: testicles
Stranger: balls deep in your pussy
You: do you like anal
Stranger: every way
Stranger: you
You: yea
You: dildo in your butt
Stranger: nooooo
You: why not
You: you said you like anal
You: balls deep in your butt with a dildo
Stranger: no
You: the whole dildo in your butt
Stranger: no
You: every last inch in your butt
Stranger: no
You: big black dildo in your butt
Stranger: if that happens you do orel
You: no i refuse to do oral
You: dildo in your butt
You: deep
Stranger: i refuse the dildo
You: too bad
You: its already happening
You: dildo in your butt
You: deeper
Stranger: no not a chance
You: dildo disappears into your butt
You: its gone
You: you have to poop it out now
Stranger: that grose
You: well its your fault
You: so i guess youre just gross
You: do you live in an apartment or a house
Stranger: house
You: how big
Stranger: you
You: im homeless
Stranger: big enough
You: are you talking about your house
You: how big is your house
Stranger: idk big
You: how many rooms
You: and bathrooms
Stranger: 4 bedroom 2bathrooms
Stranger: and a loundryroom
You: are the bathrooms full or half
Stranger: one full one half
You: okay
You: is dildo still in your butt
You: or did you poop it out
Stranger: no
You: you pooped it out
You: good
You: okay dildo back in your butt
You: we will be more careful this time
You: dildo in your butt
You: dildo
You: in
You: your
You: butt
Stranger: not cool
You: you love it
You: dildo in your butt
You: its big
You: big black dildo in your butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.