Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Omegle trolling: there's an app for that

Here is a troll I had on the app for the iPhone (I'm in green).Enjoy:

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

F14

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Boobs.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: F14
Stranger: Horny as fuh
You: i see F1-F12 on my computer
You: but theres no F14....
You: what do you mean F14?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, June 11, 2012

BLACKPEOPLE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Boobs.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: m 15 u
You: f 9
Stranger: nice
You: ya
You: wat r u doin
Stranger: stuff
You: lik wat lol
Stranger: touching myself
You: i lik to touch myself 2
Stranger: nice
You: want 2 see a pic of me
Stranger: sure
You: its nakid pic...
Stranger: ok
You: YOU SICK BASTARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Stranger: BLACKPEOPLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Chap

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
Stranger: Hey, Male here how about you?
You: Hey, I'm a male too. Let's talk about touching penises, shall we chap?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

farts

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs .
Stranger: asl
You: 20 f usa
Stranger: m usa 19
Stranger: I respect a woman's body so u don't need to do anything to make me happy
You: is it weird that i like the smell of my own farts?
Stranger: do u have kik
You: answer my question first
Stranger: depending
You: on?
Stranger: wat they smell like
You: well i eat lots of chili and beans
You: mexican food
You: indian food
You: so they smell like that
Stranger: I'm Mexican so wat r u saying
You: that mexican farts smell awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

m or f?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: F
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: okay
You: why did we have to choose between m and f?
Stranger: im not sure
You: why did you go with m?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: so what is the deal with everyone?
You: why do we keep having to choose between m and f?
Stranger: male or female
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: yeah im a male lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

g

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like skype.
Stranger: m
You: q
Stranger: y
You: g
Stranger: j
You: x
Stranger: g
You: I ALREADY USED G
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

what does that mean?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: age sex and location
You: ohhh
You: 18, i have it often and i like it in the ass
You: what about you?
Stranger: you m or f?
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: male or female.
You: ohhhh
You: female
Stranger: wanna skype?
You: what does that mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, June 4, 2012

urine

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs?.
Stranger: hii asl?
You: hey
You: 20 f usa
You: you?
Stranger: m 18(:
You: is it weird to drink your own urine?
Stranger: urrm sometimes
You: oh..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bark

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: M
You: D
Stranger: U
You: D
Stranger: ?
You: dog
You: i am dog
Stranger: Oh
You: bark
Your conversational partner has disconnected.