Sunday, January 15, 2012

polar bear


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: how much does a polar bear weigh?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: idk 
You: enough to break the ice...
Stranger: ahahahahahahahahaha my friend new that
You: yeah
You: so are we gonna have sex or not?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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