Monday, January 2, 2012

BYE KAREEM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: heyy

You: how are you?

Stranger: good

Stranger: u

You: doing well

You: may i ask your name?

Stranger: u

You: your name is "u"?

Stranger: no ! its KAREEM

You: hi KAREEM

You: i am STACY

Stranger: female ?

You: YES

Stranger: nice name stacy

You: THANKS

You: YOU TOO KAREEM

Stranger: so , how old are you ?

Stranger: thank you :)

You: I AM 20

You: WHAT ABOUT YOU

Stranger: what about msn ? if you like

You: I DONT HAVE MSN. SORRY KAREEM

Stranger: its okk

Stranger: so

Stranger: how is life ?

You: LIFE IS GOOD

You: BUT....

You: UMMMMMMMM

You: IM KINDA HORNY......

Stranger: ummm

Stranger: horny

You: YA

You: ARE YOU HORNY KAREEM?

Stranger: kinda

You: WELL COME ON THEN

You: LETS SEX CHAT

You: IM LIKE SUPER HORNY

Stranger: hahaha ok

You: OK

You: IM TAKING OFF MY SHIRT

Stranger: how is your boobs

You: MY BOOBS ARE GOOD

You: LIKE REALLY GOOD

Stranger: are the soft as my dick ?

Stranger: they*

You: YA

You: LIKE REALLY SOFT

Stranger: big ?

You: NOT REALLY... THEY ARE A CUPS

You: HOPE THATS OK KAREEM

Stranger: and natural , right ?

Stranger: Stacy !

You: OF COURSE

You: FAKE BOOBIES ARE GROSS

Stranger: i hate fake boobs

Stranger: i wanna see them

You: WELL MY BOOBS ARE FOR MY EYES ONLY

Stranger: come on stacy

Stranger: <3

You: BUT I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE

You: YOU COULD SEND THESE PICTURES TO PLAYBOY OR SOMETHING

You: AND YOU WILL GET MONEY OFF OF IT

You: AND I FUCKING WONT

You: AND I WILL BE EMBARRASSED

You: LIKE REALLY BADLY

Stranger: No i wont do it stacy , i swear , send it without your face

Stranger: i swear i wont do such that

You: YOU WONT DO SUCH THAT?

You: YOU PROMISE?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: promise

You: OK

You: WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL?

Stranger: (sends me his email)

You: OK

You: WAIT PATIENTLY FOR MY PICTURES

You: BYE KAREEM

You have disconnected.


No comments:

Post a Comment