Saturday, August 17, 2013

Dead dog

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: I threw a dog in the well
Stranger: Don't ask me I'll never tell
Stranger: I looked at him as he fell
Stranger: Now he's a dead dog
You: nice
You: so you wanna have internet sex?
Stranger has disconnected.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

im a guy

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: age
You: 19
Stranger: kik
You: yes
Stranger: name
You: sam
Stranger: kik name
You: samiam
Stranger: send nudes
You: ok
You: im a guy
Stranger has disconnected.