are you horny?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi asl

You: are you horny?

Stranger: yes

You: why are you horny?

Stranger: idk

You: what are you horny with?

You: a penis?

You: a vagina?

Stranger: a penis

You: took you a long time to type that

You: did you use your penis to type that?

Stranger: no

You: ok

You: well im 40 male usa

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Everything's bigger in Texas

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: hey

You: 20 female usa

Stranger: hi

You: you?

Stranger: 20 m usa what state

You: texas

You: you?

Stranger: nicee cali

You: nice

Stranger: youknow how everey thing is bogger in teaxas

Stranger: i mean bigger

You: yeah

Stranger: well is that true abut ur breastes

Stranger: srr breasts

You: really? i mean really? thats your pick up line?

You: you arent from USA are you?

You: either that or youre not 20

You: you have to be like 12

Stranger: yes i am and i live in chico cali

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 20 ill turn 21 on feb 22

You: bull shit

You: i dont think youre 20

You: did you graduate from high school?

Stranger: yeah barely

You: what year?

Stranger: i got ina lot of truble

Stranger: why

You: just tell me

Stranger: 2007

You: nope

Stranger: why

You: a 23/24 year old graduated in 2006

You: so that means you would have to be 22/23 to graduate in 2007

Stranger: i was held back in elemantary school

You: ok then you would have graduated even later

Stranger: no

You: how old are you really?

Stranger: whatr

Stranger: im 20

You: what year were you born?

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The letter S

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: fine thx, what about you?

You: doing well thanks

You: what is your name

You: ?

Stranger: stefan and yours?

You: stacy

You: we have the same first letter in our names!

Stranger: nice to meet you stacy

You: we should have sex ;)

Stranger: yes it is amazing

Stranger: ;)

You: yes it is :)

Stranger: hehe the sex thing is a good idea for celebrating our initial letter ^^

You: yes

You: sex

You: stacy

You: stefan

You: its just meant to be

Stranger: just perfect

You: semen

You: sperm

Stranger: suck ^^

You: spank

You: slap

Stranger: sliding in

You: sheep

You: i like it when sheep fuck me

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loser

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey asl

You: 1. Straight male 2. Bi male 3. Gay male 4. Horny straight male 5. Horny bi male 6. Horny gay male 7. Straight female 8. Bi female 9. Gay female 10. Horny straight female 11. Horny bi female 12. Horny gay female

Stranger: 4

You: hahahahahaha

You: fuckin loser

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Someone is horny...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 female usa

You: you?

Stranger: im 21 m england :)

You: kewl

Stranger: how you doing?

You: good u

Stranger: im good, just in bed..

You: oh thats cool

You: what kind of bed do you have?

Stranger: a double..

You: i meant what brand silly

Stranger: ha

You: Sealy?

Stranger: oh i dont know actually!

Stranger: maybe it's sealy lol

You: well find out for me!

You: lol

Stranger: ha ok, hold on :P

Stranger: it says 'habitat' on the frame bit goiong along the side, that could be it

You: oh ok cool

Stranger: happy?

You: yes!

Stranger: what sort of bed do you have?

You: its a queen

You: Sealy

You: its so warm and comfortable

Stranger: nice

Stranger: sounds lovely :)

You: yeah it is :)

Stranger: room for one more?

You: yeah i usually have my dog on there with me when i sleep

Stranger: i bet he keeps you warm!

You: yes he does! hes such a cutie

Stranger: ha

Stranger: i suppose he must like sealies

You: he does!

You: not as much as me though lol

Stranger: im not sure ive ever even been in a sealy!

You: well you need to check one out! they are amazing!

Stranger: il try one out in the shop tomoeeow

You: you better! lol

Stranger: i promise!

Stranger: thanks for all the advice, you've been a great help!

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Daniel Part Deux

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey, 21 male here, what are you here for?

You: sex

You: you?

Stranger: me too

Stranger: asl?

You: 20 female usa

You: you?

You: lol

You: 21

You: male

You: where from?

Stranger: denmark

You: oh ok cool

You: what kind of sex?

You: anal?

Stranger: msn or skype?

You: i dont have either

You: could we just do it on here? :(

Stranger: facebook?

You: i dont feel comfortable giving my facebook out..

You: im sorry i just like to do it on here

Stranger: then you are fake

You: you are fake

You: my names Daniel

You: :)

You: its me again!!!

You: ANAL SEX???

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Dominant Female

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: submissive male looking for dominant older female ;)

You: ok

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 18 ;)

Stranger: U?

You: im 17.... :/

Stranger: Hmm how dominant are u?

You: pretty fuckin dominant

You: lol

Stranger: ;) ok why not then ;)

You: ok

You: take off your shirt

You: fucking now

Stranger: Yes ma'am

You: dont call me ma'am

You: call me sir

Stranger: Yes sir

You: now

You: SUCK MY DICK

Stranger: Ummm I thought u were a girl...

You: i am

You: i just have a penis

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Daniel

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ey

You: hey*

Stranger: hey, 21 male here, what are you here for?

You: sex

You: you?

Stranger: me too

Stranger: how old are you?

You: im 20

You: what kind of sex?

You: anal?

Stranger: anything you want. whats your name?

You: Daniel

You: you?

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Did you Sandusky me?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

You are two Sherlock characters...and you're trapped in a lift. GO!

You: Watson...

Stranger: yes mista holmes?

You: what the fuck... the sign CLEARLY says 330lbs

You: I told you, take the stairs...

You: *opens lift door*

Stranger: im sorry, but that buffet and those children were so tepmting

You: Children?!

Stranger: and your testicles...

You: ... Watson... Did you Sandusky those kids...

You: you most certainly did NOT Sandusky me!

You: *walks out of lift*

You: I'm leaving

Stranger: bye!!!

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Dudes

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: M

You: ok....

You: i asked asl....

Stranger: 15 m

You: i asked asl.....

Stranger: 15 m puerto rico

You: ughh theres only dudes on here!

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:)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 17 m UK bi

You: :)

You: ;)

Stranger: asl?

You: :P

You: :o

You: :(

You: :'(

Stranger: oh fuck off

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*

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: he

Stranger: hey

You: hye*

Stranger: ask

You: hwy*

Stranger: asl

You: fuk

You: fukc*

You: sht

You: shti*

You: hye*

You: sory

Stranger: haha u ok?

You: sorrey*

You: dam

You: danm*

You: wlle sthi

Stranger: yea i know what u are trying to say

You: welel sht*

You: FUKC!!!

Stranger: asl?

You: FUKC!!!!!

You: WFT?!!?!?!!

You: WYH CTNA I SLEPL?

You: FKCU

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lol?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: how are you?

Stranger: good you

You: good thakns

You: whats your name?

Stranger: tim yours

You: WOW!

You: really>

You: i had sex with a guy named tim once

You: i was amazing ;)

You: it*

Stranger: yes ohh really ;) where you live

You: usa :)

You: you?

Stranger: usa

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :) what part

You: :)

You: Texas

You: you?

Stranger: north carolina

You: :)

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 17 you

You: 18 :)

Stranger: cool ;)

You: yes

You: :)

Stranger: ya lol :)

You: lol

Stranger: lol

You: ROFL

Stranger: what

You: rolling on the floor laughing

Stranger: ohh lmao

You: what

Stranger: laughing my ass off

You: ohhhh LMAO

Stranger: ya lol

You: lol?

Stranger: laugh out loud

You: ohhhh lol

Stranger: lol

You: ur funny

Stranger: thanks so are you

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :)?

You: what does that mean?

Stranger: lol im smilein

You: ohhhh :)

Stranger: lol

You: lol?

Stranger: laugh out loud

You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: lol

Stranger: lol

You: lol?

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