Everything's bigger in Texas

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Stranger: asl

You: hey

You: 20 female usa

Stranger: hi

You: you?

Stranger: 20 m usa what state

You: texas

You: you?

Stranger: nicee cali

You: nice

Stranger: youknow how everey thing is bogger in teaxas

Stranger: i mean bigger

You: yeah

Stranger: well is that true abut ur breastes

Stranger: srr breasts

You: really? i mean really? thats your pick up line?

You: you arent from USA are you?

You: either that or youre not 20

You: you have to be like 12

Stranger: yes i am and i live in chico cali

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 20 ill turn 21 on feb 22

You: bull shit

You: i dont think youre 20

You: did you graduate from high school?

Stranger: yeah barely

You: what year?

Stranger: i got ina lot of truble

Stranger: why

You: just tell me

Stranger: 2007

You: nope

Stranger: why

You: a 23/24 year old graduated in 2006

You: so that means you would have to be 22/23 to graduate in 2007

Stranger: i was held back in elemantary school

You: ok then you would have graduated even later

Stranger: no

You: how old are you really?

Stranger: whatr

Stranger: im 20

You: what year were you born?

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