What a disappointment

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Howdy

Stranger: 18 f

Stranger: horny

You: Nice introduction... You must be really social

You: Oh, and making your father proud I see...

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Should've used a question mark

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m/f

You: You are half male, half female?!

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Liberals...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: American?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: yes

You: haha AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

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That's Racist...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Are you either: 1. Straight female 2. Straight Male 3. Bisexual female 4. Bisexual male 5. Gay female 6. Gay male

You: I'm black.

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Enlightening

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: whats up?

You: What are you doing?

Stranger: Not too much, you?

You: Just sitting on the toilet taking a shit

Stranger: Cool. I enjoy shittery.

You: It's a nice little experience. Every tried it while leaving the door open?

You: It's enlightening

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Wanna see my pussy?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: f?

You: yes

You: m?

Stranger: yes

You: cool

Stranger: horny?

Stranger: age?

You: im sorry

You: i am

You: i am 19

You: want to see a picture of my pussy? ;)

Stranger: yes please :)

You: ok great! hang on :)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how long does it takes?

You: sorry i am uploading it to image shack

You: do you want to see it or not?

Stranger: okey no problem

Stranger: yes i wanna see it

You: then please be fucking patient

Stranger: i am i just asking

You: whatever

You: just hang on

Stranger: ok

You: almost there

Stranger: okey

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: too

You: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/641/pussyy.jpg/ (image also above)

You: there you go :)

You: do you like my pussy?

You: her name is Whiskers

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you like cock in your mouth?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey 21 m us

You: nice

You: you like cock in your mouth?

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Steve ;)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 15 m usa looking for older horny f to roleplay with

You: hey

You: ok

You: how old?

Stranger: im 15

You: no

You: how old do you want the girl to be?

Stranger: i dont care

You: ok

You: well im 13

Stranger: thats okay too

You: :(

You: oh really?!!?

You: good :)

You: whats your name?

Stranger: im James

You: hi James :)

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Steve ;)

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Jerry Sandusky

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey 13 male

You: fuck yes

You: about time

You: ive been looking for a 13 year old male all day

Stranger: you are ?

You: im 65 male

You: names Jerry Sandusky

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Lord of the Omegles

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m 17 bi horny interested?

You: yes

Stranger: asl

You: 947 female mordor

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i first

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m

You: f

Stranger: age

You: 18

Stranger: horny?

You: ya

Stranger: wanna trade pics?

You: ya

Stranger: i first

Stranger: u first

You: you just said "i first"

You: so go first

Stranger: i e

Stranger: meant to say u...

You: well you said i

You: so by law of internet, you must go first

Stranger: ...

Stranger: fine send me a non nude so im know im. ot talking to and old die

Stranger: dude

You: fine

You: hang on

You: (i send a picture of some old dude on google images)

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Ewwww

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi 18 m usa ,looking to skype with a girl, have pic if wanted

You: ok send me the pic :)

Stranger: asl

You: 17 f usa

Stranger: k 1 sec

Stranger: u have a pic?

You: yes

Stranger: (sends me a picture)

Stranger: im on the right

You: ok hang on

You: ewww

You: youre ugly

You have disconnected.

25 m looking for a normal conversation

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 25 m looking for a normal conversation

You: ok

You: im 23 male

You: huge cock

You: want to have gay chat sex?

You: im gay

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Rude

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: Asl

You: answer my question first

Stranger: im ok

You: wow youre not gonna ask how i am?

You: thats incredibly rude

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What is asl mean

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: asl?

Stranger: m

Stranger: u

You: m?

You: what is asl mean

You: and m

You: what do those mean

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