Monday, March 5, 2012

youre looking hot


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: youre looking hot
You: hey thanks!
Stranger: H
Stranger: O
Stranger: T
Stranger: i wanna get wet with ya
You: youre so sweet
Stranger: i dont know whats gone bad this burrito or your vagina
You: interesting
Stranger: its turning me on
Stranger: i had to rub one out just thinking about ya
Stranger: i'd dine on you tonight
Stranger: dinner for two
Stranger: i just wanna get in that
Stranger: i wanna burry my bald head between them rolls
Stranger: i wanna hop on top of ya. get goofy
Stranger: i just wanna lick you
Stranger: look im a married man but i wanna give you a son
Stranger: i cant maintain an erection but i can com
Stranger: im not asking anything in return
Stranger: its gonna go slow and take all night
Stranger: good enough for a poke huh?
Stranger: that sound nice?
You: i want to take a fat shit on your chest
You: and watch you eat it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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