You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi...
Stranger: Hi
You: Male or female?
Stranger: M
You: From?
Stranger: Texas
You: Age?
Stranger: M or f
You: Age?
Stranger: 18
You: Size of penis?
Stranger: 8 inches
You: Age at which you lost your virginity?
Stranger: 14
You: Last time you had sex?
Stranger: Last night
You: Congratulations! You are eligible for a penis enlargement, reply with "Yes" if you're interested!
Stranger: yes
You: Response not recognized, reply with "Yes" if interested!
Stranger: Yes
You: Congratulations! You have taken the right steps into maximizing the efficiency and size of your penis. The next step is to reply with the true size of your penis. Since you are a male, you obviously lied about it the first time. Please respond with the honest and correct size.
Stranger: 8 inches
You: Response not recognized. Identical to response from earlier. Please tell the truth.
Stranger: Its jus skinny
You: Response not recognized. Are you speaking English?
You: For Spanish, press 1.
You: German, press 2.
You: French, press 3.
Stranger: 7 7/8
You: Response not recognized. Reduction in size was less than two inches, therefore a complete and utter lie. Please tell the truth.
Stranger: Im not lying my dick is jus skinny
You: Response not recognized. Are you speaking English?
You: For Spanish, press 1.
You: German, press 2.
You: French, press 3.
Stranger: 5 inches
You: finally
You have disconnected.
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