Whats up?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: im 17 f

You: cool im 19 m

You: whats up?

Stranger: probably ur penis

You: actually, no

You: but good try

Stranger: i mean most guys' are on this website

You: yeah

Stranger: its ridiculous

You: i know

You: its ridiculous

Stranger: but whatever

You: so whats up?

Stranger: nothing much u

You: my penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.