Thursday, June 7, 2012

farts

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs .
Stranger: asl
You: 20 f usa
Stranger: m usa 19
Stranger: I respect a woman's body so u don't need to do anything to make me happy
You: is it weird that i like the smell of my own farts?
Stranger: do u have kik
You: answer my question first
Stranger: depending
You: on?
Stranger: wat they smell like
You: well i eat lots of chili and beans
You: mexican food
You: indian food
You: so they smell like that
Stranger: I'm Mexican so wat r u saying
You: that mexican farts smell awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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