i first

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m

You: f

Stranger: age

You: 18

Stranger: horny?

You: ya

Stranger: wanna trade pics?

You: ya

Stranger: i first

Stranger: u first

You: you just said "i first"

You: so go first

Stranger: i e

Stranger: meant to say u...

You: well you said i

You: so by law of internet, you must go first

Stranger: ...

Stranger: fine send me a non nude so im know im. ot talking to and old die

Stranger: dude

You: fine

You: hang on

You: (i send a picture of some old dude on google images)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.