you herd me bitch

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like boobs?.

You: if you ask me asl, i will cut my dick off

Stranger: r u a f or m

You: good enough

You: im an f

You: you?

Stranger: m how old r u

You: 20

You: you?

Stranger: 22

You: this is gonna be fun

Stranger: i hope so

You: yes

You: where are you from

Stranger: wat r u into nd if u r a female nd u like boobs u should be gay

You: i asked you where you were from

You: and you failed to answer that question

You: i refuse to answer any of your questions until you answer mine

Stranger: south australia you

You: USA

Stranger: cool why did you say u were a female

Stranger: because ur clearly not

Stranger: you said u had a dick

You: and you are just now bringing this up?

Stranger: yes now fucking answer my quistion

You: what was your question? i cant remember

Stranger: why did u say u were a chick

You: because i am?

Stranger: u said u had a dick at the start

You: okay, why would you bring this up now?

You: why wouldnt you have brought that up at the start?

Stranger: because i didnt so proove to me you r a f nd send a photo to http. imgur.com

Stranger: hurry up and reply

You: okay i replied

You: there

You: you happy now?

You: gosh you're so needy

Stranger: fuck off how big ur tits

You: 36 C?

Stranger: my dick is 14 cm when im on i am 19

You: i dont recall asking you for that information

Stranger: fuck off mate I no your a dude faggot stop playin with me bitch

You: what?

Stranger: you herd me bitch

You: i cant hear you.... you are thousands of miles away

Your conversational partner has disconnected.