will you get me pregnant?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: hey

Stranger: horny gurl?

You: yeah totally

Stranger: :)

Stranger: wana take my cock n ur tite ass?

You: i dont think so

You: i dont do anal

Stranger: blowjob?

You: no i dont suck dick either

You: just plain ol missionary sex

Stranger: can i pound it?

You: no

You: i just want a baby

You: will you get me pregnant?

Stranger: .....yes

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 19

You: are you prepared to be a father for the rest of your life?

Stranger: idk, but ik i gotta lotta sperm to give

You: well i want someone who will be committed to raising my child

You: i want to be able to go out and have fun with my friends from time to time

You: can you be that guy?

Stranger: if i can get the occasional hand or blowjob when i need a release

You: no, i dont do anything with the penis

You: you can have my vagina

You: thats it

You: and only if were making a baby

You: are you really this fucking stupid you fucking retard?

Stranger: no im horny af i had a feelin u were kiddin

You: you might be the dumbest person i have encountered on omegle, and that is saying a lot

Stranger: haha

Stranger: so im guessin ur not horny :(

You: im not even a female dude

Your conversational partner has disconnected.