pizza

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like boobs?.

Stranger: Hey

You: hi

Stranger: U a girl?

You: yes

Stranger: Do u have big boobs?

You: yes

Stranger: Can I see them?

You: no

Stranger: Y?

You: how old are you

Stranger: 17

Stranger: U?

You: im 21

You: you are too young

Stranger: Plzz?

You: yeah! i want pizza!!!

Stranger: SAUSAGE? Hahahah

You: yeah!!!

You: i love sausage on my pizza!

Stranger: I meant penis sausage

You: so wait, you're gonna cut your penis off and make sausage out of it?

Stranger: No!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.